Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Funny

DISTURBING BEER NEWS
Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1. Gained weight
2. Talked excessively without making sense
3. Became overly emotional
4. Couldn't drive
5. Failed to think rationally
6. Argued over nothing
7. Had to sit down while urinating
8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong

No further testing was considered necessary.

4 comments:

Brandon E said...

Wow. We will all pay for that one...

4theluv said...

Hmmmm... Interesting observation but I don't think I will point this one out to Mrs. 4theluv. Her lack of desire to understand the scientific world is well noted. Plus, I am not that dumb.

j_webb said...

hahhaaa
In the words of the late Lewis Grizzard "You 'ought not told that".

Crissy said...

That cracked me up. Maybe those research results will keep beer night under control.