Thursday, January 29, 2009

Funny

Not that 'Beer Ministry" ever gets like this but;

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY AFTER YOU HAVE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY AFTER DRINKING TOO MUCH:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY AFTER DRINKING TOO MUCH:
1. OMITED
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

1 comment:

j_webb said...

Here's one that's really hard for me after Monday night...

"Sure Honey, I'll take the kids to school in the morning!"